| 1. | British corporation : you have 2 cows . both are mad 不列颠民企:你有两头牛,两头疯牛 |
| 2. | An indian corporation : you have 2 cows . you worship them 天竺民企:你有两头牛,天天拜 |
| 3. | A british corporation : you have 2 cows . both are mad 不列颠民企:你有两头牛,两头疯牛 |
| 4. | You have two cows . the government takes both and shoots you 政府将拿走你所有的两头牛,并枪毙你。 |
| 5. | You have two cows . the government takes both and drafts you 政府将拿走你所有的两头牛,并征募你入伍。 |
| 6. | Socialism : you have 2 cows , and you give one to your neighbour 社会:你有两头牛,你会将其一贡献给邻居 |
| 7. | You have two cows . your lord takes some of the milk 你拥有两头牛,自己饲养,但产奶后地主会取走一部分牛奶。 |
| 8. | Nazism : you have 2 cows . the state takes both and shoots you 反十字:你有两头牛,国家先把牛抢了再一炮灭了你 |
| 9. | Agricultural scientists confirmed the first cases of the disease in 2 animals 农民科学家在两头牛中确认了该病例。 |
| 10. | Agricultural scientists confirmed the first cases of the disease in 2 animals 农业科学家确认这两头牛患有口蹄疫。 |